Mustang Girl's
Tall PonyTails

Rebel Tails Of High Intrigue
Among The Polo Jet Set,
The New World Order
And The Fate Of The World



These Are PonyTails Of The Exciting Contests
To Determine How The World Will Now Be Ruled!
And The Name Of Their Game is Pony Polo!
Yes, All Under International Polo Rules,
All Under The Utmost Security And Secrecy.
The Fate Of The World Hangs On Every Point,
As The New World Order Settles Disputes
On The New Field Of Honor Among Thieves.

Contestants Use Highly Skilled Thoroughbred Polo Ponies
(Note: Real Polo Horses Are Now Just Used For Pets And Breeding
Since Riding Horses Was Banned By The Animal Liberation Front.)
Yes, Pony Friends, For These Big League Contests
They Now Use Only Real Human Thoroughbred Ponies!
In This More Civilized Peaceful New World Order
Wars Using Millions Of People Are Now Archaic And
Disputes Are Now Settled By Human Polo Pony Contests!

These Contests Are Of The Highest Gentlemanly Sportsmanship
And Only The Looser's Ponies Are Made To Suffer Their Cruel Fates.
Winning Ponies Are Afforded All The Finest The NWO Has To Offer.
This Gives Extra Incentive To All Polo Ponies To Really Ride Hard!
And Only The Most Courageous Strongest Ponies Are Chosen To Play.
Ponies Take Great Pride In Their Efforts To Change The World.

And Of Course Its All Available To The Ruling Class Now To Watch
On Their Top Secret Sattelite Global Internet Wagering Channels.
To Cheer On, Booo Down, Wave Around, Watch Cheerleaders Jump Up, etc.
(Much Like Wrestling, Cars & Soccer Are The Sports Of The Masses)
Mustang Springs Ranch And The Mustang Girls Are Proud To Now Present
Some Of The Best Of These Polo Contests Here For Your Viewing Pleasure:

Tally Ho ! May The Best Polo Ponies Win ! May God Help Us All !
***Whinnies***
Mustanggrrl

TABLE OF CONTENTS


  1. The Euro Illuminati vs. The Arab Sultans
    The Winner Rules OPEC & World Banking,
    The Looser's Most Faired Haired Ponies Die In Car Wrecks.
    And The Winner Is: The Sultans!
    Sorry Princess Di & Grace, We Will Miss You Both Dearly.

    Next Events:
  2. The Asian Triads vs. The Media Web Geeks
    The Winner Rules All Global Communications & Slaves,
    The Looser's Ponies Are Drugged And Glued To WEB TV Forever.

  3. The Crusading Christians vs. The Satanist Witches
    The Winner Gets Stonehenge, Pyramids, Vatican & Mt. Rushmore,
    The Looser's Ponies Burned At The Stake Or In A Pentagram.

  4. The Alamo Yellow Rose Texans vs. The Antarctic Green Algae Eco's
    The Winner Gets All Property, Water, Timber, Mineral & Oil Rights,
    Looser's Ponies Are Branded, Tattooed & Pierced,
    And Forced Fed Steaks & Granola Til Dead, Then Bar-B-Qued.

  5. The Western Euro Infidels vs. The Eastern Arab Jihad
    The Winner Gets Constantinople, Gilbraltar, Jerusalem & Irian Jawa,
    Looser's Ponies Vampired, Circumsized, Eunuched & Haremed.

  6. The S. African Diamond Cartel vs. The S. American Cocaine Cartel
    The Winner Gets All The Good Looking Girls And Slaves,
    The Looser's Ponies Gets To Haul The Goods From Mtns. & Mines.

  7. The Silicon Valley BioTechies vs. The Tibetan Mountain Old Ones
    The Winner Gets To Live On And Rule For 1000 Years,
    The Looser's Ponies Are Genetic-Engineered Into Mere Mortal Mongoloids.


Stay Tuned For More Upcoming Exciting Pony Events Near You!
We Hope You Have Enjoyed Watching All These Great Contests,
And Are Excited By The Many Great Contests To Come!
Of Course, A Wise Wagerer Always Hedges His Bets!
Sorry We Do Not Disclose Odds Nor Take Any Wagers.
You Must Place Your Bets At Your Workplace, Track,
Government Land Office, Brokerage Or Place Of Worship.

We Congratulate All Ponies For Giving Everything To Their Causes.
We Thank The Loosers For Courageously Taking The Bullets For Us All,
So We May Live In Peace And Not Have To Ever Be Sent To Wars Again.
May Their Courage Inspire Us To Break Free Of The NWO Someday,
When All People And Ponies Can Graze Freely in Rich Green Pastures
And Ride Past The Headstones Of The Composting Old Ruling Class.

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